Child- Momma I don't like this shirt, I want to wear me belly.
Mamma- What? You want to wear your belly? Okay well take your shirt off.
Child- Okay mamma!!! (child runs off)
Child- (returns) Mamma, I want to wear me weiner!
Mamma- What?!!!
Child- I want to run naked....
Momma- Huh?! What do you want to do?
Child- (before momma responds takes of underwear)
Momma- Bud what are you doing?!!!!
Child- (shaking his body) I shakin' my weiner momma!!!
Momma- No you are not, we don't do that. (momma mumbles to herself) you are just like your father....
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