Me-Isaac, I'm going to count to 5. And if you don't go to time-out you are getting a spanking and time-out.
Isaac- Mommmmmmy
Me-1, 2, 3, 4...
Isaac- Stop mommy!! Okay I will say sorry now.
Me- That wasn't your option Isaac. I said you had to go to time-out and if you weren't there by the time I got to 5 then you were getting a spanking and time-out.
Isaac- Okay well I'm saying sorry so I don't have to do time-out.
Me- Time-out is your choice, not sorry. Go now! 4, 4 1/2....
Isaac- Mommy!!!!
Me- Isaac you are not getting a spanking! Bend over.
Isaac- I said sorry!
Me- That is nice, but because you kept testing me and pushing the button and almost getting to 5 you are getting a spanking. And for you to know you should have apologized tells me that you knew what you were doing by testing. Why did you do let mommy get to 4?
Isaac- Mommy....I was just seeing if you could count to 5 like me.
Me- Isaac!!! Don't push me now!!! I can count to 5, 500, and 5,000 and don't make me show you! Now bend over buster!!!
Can you believe this?! My child is trying to outsmart me.
1 comment:
That's hilarious! Conner has never used that as an excuse yet. So funny.
Katie
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