Boy, Oh Boy!

A few Sundays ago I brought the boys home from church and was fixing them lunch. Isaac had gone into our bathroom to use it and Eli was in his booster seat. All the sudden Isaac yells for me to come in to the bathroom with him.

Momma come here!!!
What Isaac?! I'm fixing lunch.
I need to tell you somefing.
Okay I'm coming buddy.
Hey momma! Guess what?!
What buddy? Hurry Eli is fussing.
My wiener say, (in a funny squeaky voice) "I need to go pee pee butt."
Oh really, your wiener said that bud?
Yeah and then my butt say, (in a deep silly voice) "No wiener you not go pee pee. I go poopy."
Momma did you hear that?

Oh dear me. There is too much testosterone in my house!!!!