Okay so Isaac has been potty trained for about a year now. It honestly was the easiest thing I ever went thru with him. He literally woke up one morning, took a bath, and when I went to put a diaper on him he said that he wanted to wait underwears like his bear. He had a bear the Wesley had made him at Build-a-Bear that wore boxers. So I said okay and he's been in underwear ever since. Seriously it was that easy.
Well about two weeks ago I started smelling urine in my bathroom. I had cleaned it and still smelled it. I know boys and men sometimes are bad at aiming, but I had never noticed it before. I also knew that while we were in FL for the holidays that Isaac had gotten a stomach bug had caused him to have some accidents while he was pottying (sh-arting moments= when you pass gas and well...figure it out). So he had started sitting down to pee. I thought maybe he was peeing out the front. I just couldn't figure it out. Well two Thursday's ago I go into the bathroom while he is pottying and I see him standing there peeing....EVERYWHERE, ALL OVER MY WALL!! Now if you've been to my bathroom lately you know that my wall right by the toilet is stripped down to the drywall (I've got issues-I love peeling paint whenever it starts peeling). So Isaac is standing there peeing on my drywall!!! I freaked. Here is how the conversation went....
"Isaac what do you think you're doing?!"
Isaac turns to look at me while he is still peeing, "what momma?"
"You ARE peeing on my wall!"
"Yes, momma." Looking at me like I'm the crazy one.
At this moment I turn him around and swat his bottom, "Isaac Tilton you know you are not allowed to pee on anything but the toilet. You know better! What the heck are you thinking?!"
By now he has stopped peeing and is pulling up his pants, "Momma, I just colorwing wif my wiener!" He is still looking at me like I'm the one that has lost their mind.
I pause and gather my composer. I can't dare let him see me cracking up.
"Buddy, we don't color with our wiener on the wall. If you do it again you're in big trouble," I walk out and bust out laughing.
And so I've figured out where the urine smell was coming from...argh.
What is it with boys and their wieners and peeing?
1 comment:
How funny! Is this what I have waiting for me if I have a boy... yikes! I'm fine with my little girl right now - thank you very much! What fun though Nikki! I'm so proud of the momma you are and love reading about you and your three crazy boys!
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